Steve Jobs Has Been Cloned...

With the insane behavior of some news networks, tracking Steve Jobs down to invade his private life and collect info about his health status, one can find simultaneously on the web reports, tagged as reliable, that simply can not be. On one side Walleywag reports that Steve Jobs will undergo surgery at Standford Hospital, while some other sites reports that he atteneded a meeting at Apple HQ...
So, except if he is part of a successful cloning program, he can not be simultaneously at 2 locations, so one of those information has to be wrong...
the best might be that some networks do what Steve asked them, Let him alone, taking care of himself and his family. Damned...