Be a real Hero with the new MacBook Pro!

I'd like to thank Apple for its new MacBook Pro: From the time I started using it, I became a real Hero!
I've traveled by train, did watched movies and guess what, I hit the screen and got a part in all of them! It certainly was kind of an extra part for sure, but hey, that's a start. I've spend most of my time staring at my own ghost shadows, overhanging all the other actors.
All of this may be ironic, reflexions of the new MacBook Pro's screen are quiet stong and harsh. You can get use to it but they're always here.
PS: While waiting for Apple to propose a less glossy screen, we're gonna petition the French Railroad Compagny (SNCF) for them to add personal blinds in every cars, for we to get a bit of darkness without bothering other passengers.